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Doctor Mom

I spent most of Mother’s Day in the hospital. Below you can see the picture of my poor baby, Lawrence, hooked up to an IV. He had been feverish (up past 104 degrees) and throwing up the previous week. We had taken him to his pediatrician two days after it started. He found that both [...]

Had to record this…

I had to record this for posterity. We had to take Lawrence to the emergency room in the middle of the night because he was having severe abdominal pain. He had been sick the previous week with a fever and throwing up. We found out at the hospital that he had pneumonia, but also was [...]

What didn’t work in potty-training

So here we are three months after Lawrence finally became toilet trained. It’s as wonderful as I thought it would be. Not only do I not have to change poopy diapers anymore, but a lot of the pants that I thought were getting too small get another few months in them now that he doesn’t [...]

An offer from my son

“Mommy, I can teach you how to pee standing up.”

A loving goodnight from my son

Loving hug and kiss between mother and son.
“I love you, honey.”
“I love you too, Mommy.”
Then:
“Mommy, I got snot in your hair.”

How Not to Blow it When You Buy a Woman a Gift

I was flipping through the Victoria’s Secret catalog last night and having flashbacks to when I worked in one of the stores during the prime gift-giving times like Christmas or Valentine’s Day. I’m not trying to be mean, but guys, as a group you have no idea how to shop for your woman. There are [...]

Move over, Boy George

Okay, I’m probably going to parenting hell for this, but I swear he begged to wear my earrings and then asked me to take a picture:

Granted, he didn’t say anything about posting it on the Web, but he’ll need fodder for therapy someday anyway.

Bag Lady

Have you ever noticed how many freaking bags and backpacks you use once you’re a parent?
Last night I had to prepare three bags for Lawrence to take to preschool today. One had his sheet and blanket for nap-time, which I have to take home on Fridays and wash over the weekend, and then of course [...]

We all know that look

All parents know this look. It’s the look they have on their faces when they’re thinking of doing something that they’re not supposed to do, right?
I still don’t know what he was plotting.

Too many bed buddies?

And yes, I did move the big one off his face after I took the picture. George actually thought he had to point that out to me. C’mon, who’s the paranoid one in this parenting unit? I’m the winner by a mile.